"This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be."--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger

Welcome to the strange place:

A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.

Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.

Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.

• The Original
• Penisthumb
• Love + Lust in Brazil
• Teething Troubles
• Jackie Chan Angel
• Ears are for Hearing
• Evil Beef Factory
• Angie Stone's Revival
• Lesbian in my Pocket
• Void
• Can't See For The Rain
• Identia
• The Morning After
• Ahmed Apple Attacks America!
• The Grass
• A Day at the Racists
• Behind Every Successful Woman
• Okay! Okay!!
• For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
• Ring Ring
• Shrink Me
• Good Medicine
• Liquid Husband
• The East Side of the House
• In Reverso
• Entertaining Spider
• Number One
• Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
• Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!
• Soft Silky Skin
• Venice
• God's Refrigerator
• 2012: The Alien Egg
• Retro Race Relations Rumble
• The Lionesses and The Hyena
• The Secret Life of Drawers
• The Devil in Utopia