"The one and only Fart Dictionary is a witty collection of fart definitions for every occasion and covering a wide range of topics, from politics to poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, and vegetables. Examples include 'apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away,' 'boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you,' and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind."