There are approximately four million cheerleaders in the world. For Tony Lineras - only two matter. Not all people are born special, fortunately, Tony was. On the stock show circuit, he reigns supreme and has the winning belt buckles to prove it. There's no sow he can't show and no boar he can't train. He ain't afraid of nothing. Unfortunately, after a prank against the Midway High School Mongoose cheerleaders go awry, he is forced to join the team as punishment and learns, first hand, just how unimpressed by him they really are. After all, knowing all of the body parts of a pig will not win them that coveted nationals sweater at the Ultimate Cheerleading Finals of America. By trying to judge stock show season and the ruthless ploys and politics of cheerleading nationals, life has become complicated for Tony. However, he must keep his composure because he is now in a position to pull off the most ambitious prank ever done to the cheerleaders. Of course, there is a problem: every time he is around the irresistibly wild popular girl "boobs-in-a-tube" Kaily, his heart can't stop flip-flopping and every time he is around the captain of the team, the militant and fanatical Jessica and her openly gay, but equally terrifying, boyfriend? He wishes his heart would stop beating all together.