Meg Turner, vampire accountant and investments advisor, has plenty of living clients, but not many among her fellow undead. That's about to change: she's been invited to a regional business fair for her kind. She'll get to meet and greet more bloodsuckers than she really wanted to (hopefully without having to suck up to any of them). than just the two Vampire cops she helped track down and stake her late, unlamented sire-and hopefully make some friends and answer some questions.

Unfortunately, she's got a Line Progenitor who's begun invading her dreams, and a serial killer stalking her future clients to distract her from growing her business. Throw in a sick roommate not long before the conference starts, a mafia messenger boy left on her front porch, and only one car to juggle all of her responsibilities toward her roommate and unexpected guest. And then on top of that, she has the business fair over an hour away that features vampire karaoke, nosy, pushy elder bloodsuckers, and one particular elder who's friends with her unwelcome dream guest. Seriously, it's enough to drive her to drink something other than coffee or blood.

Just why did she think this whole conference thing sounded like a good idea, again?