Rubber Room Semantics offers up a particular and peculiar view of contemporary politics, celebrity, sex and our modern zeitgeist. Comic, for sure; satiric, without doubt; neurotic, absolutely; Rubber Room Semantics provides a unique brand of humor that is essential for anyone trying to make sense of the craziness that has become our modern way of life. Only in Rubber Room Semantics will you get a book that pulls no punches in its attempt to offer the reader a fresh polished voice so unbelievably outrageous you'll never know where the next joke will lead you. The originality, which leaps from each page is the only vantage point where you'll gain the perspective to witness: A penis battle a brain in a game of chess for control of the male psyche Candid confessions straight from the mouth of Paris Hilton's vagina Child rearing advice taught by former Musketeer, Britney Spears Ingenuous openness on what it takes to be apart of the Bush doctrine The Immaculate Conception turned into a Judge Judy case, which involves Satan as a leading prosecutor against God. And so much more. This comedian's satirical stories, saturated in neuroticism, are awaiting your laughter.