Whom did President Obama and Chancellor Merkel secretly host in 2011? To answer this question, follow the adventures of General David Anderson-Lionheart, commander-in-chief of the mighty MANATO, the armed forces of Newlands. Newlands is a country located in the fictional archipelago of the same name, the old realm of Atlantis risen again from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. With its absolute neutrality, immeasurable wealth, permissible morals encompassing equality of all types of sexuality and quasi-total freedom of adult body, Electocracy (a horizontal democracy allowing its citizens to daily exercise direct control over civilian and military spheres of life), efficient cashless economy, outstanding science, opposition to traditional values and influence of religions, unmatched military power and prowess, and breathtaking vistas of gigantic active volcanoes, Newlands can be heaven or hell, depending on your point of view.