FreeFood, FreeMed, FreeFone-What More Could a State Slave Want?

Differently-Abled Zook is no criminal Ingrate. His state slave job earns him enough FreePerks to live. But what he really wants is to become a private slave for AssemblyPerson Wild, the rich and powerful politico who rules from afar in the hedonistic capital of FriendsterVille.

When Zook unexpectedly shares the bed of Sparklett, Wild's mysterious mistress, he falls not only in love, but also under suspicion. Zook is quickly arrested, convicted and exiled to a fReeducation camp on the Gontana ice sheet. There he encounters Crystal, Sparklett's sister-the leader of a band of underground revolutionaries trying to prevent the next world war.

Zook and Crystal escape, but only Zook makes it to FriendsterVille, leaving him in possession of a secret code which AssemblyPerson Wild desperately wants. Finally, Zook has a way out of the mess he's gotten himself into.

But will it buy him freedom with the woman he loves? Or plunge humanity into a dark age of chaos?

In an upside-down future where everything is provided but everyone's a slave, one man is about to learn the price of free.

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