Hyde Johnson is an erotic audiobook performer. A 'Read By' byline is too plain, and 'Narrated By' still doesn't capture what he does. His livelihood is his passion. Performance art, the air he breathes. Which translates to a recluse who is a hot mess. He's not eating right, he's drinking more, and his family's meddling is making it harder to stay on task. Being designated the guardian of her young niece Tina is the last thing Gypsy Hartford expected. But when the State of South Carolina unceremoniously puts Tina in her care, Gypsy accepts it's time to grow up and stop floating from town to town. Where does she start when she has no degree, no real friends, and no family besides Tina? A want ad could be the answer to both their conundrums. Or it might open a whole new can of worms. Especially when you throw in a crazed author with an unhealthy obsession for her narrator. WANTED: Someone to run errands, cook, and handle minor cleaning. Must be quiet and self-starting as I work nights and sleep during the day. Compensation negotiable, including transportation and board. Discretion a MUST. Only serious inquiries please.